Wish List
1. I wish that the people on The Office were real.
2. I wish that I could marry Jim Halpert. And that he were real.
3. I wish I were a little bit taller.
4. I wish I was a baller.
5. I wish I had a girl that looked good, so I could call her. Ok, not really.
6. I wish I could be a hobbit. And live in the Shire. And be friends with Gandalf. Really.
7. I wish my car was 14 years newer. And blue.
8. I wish I could find a cure for AIDS / war / poverty / hunger
9. I wish I were funnier. Ok, not really. When you're funny like I am there's no where to go but down from here.
10. I wish I could sprout wings and fly.
11. I wish I looked like Jessica Alba.
12. I wish I could have the summer off with nothing to do. Oh, wait, GOT THAT!
13. I wish it were possible to be jealous of myself, because then I would be.
14. I wish I could go home and visit my friends and family.
15. I wish I knew what my future holds.
16. I wish I lived in Seattle.
17. I wish my savings account was about 100 times larger. I'm not sure what I'd do with $60,000 dollars in savings, but it would be hot.
18. I wish I had a special card where I could go to Costco and get whatever I want and just run the card and the money never runs out. And that includes free gas :)
19. I wish there was a special drink so that I could eat whatever I wanted and then I'd drink this drink and I'd always be a perfectly toned and fit size 6.
20. I wish I could always be 24 but not have to die in order for that to happen.
21. I wish my boyfriend were here.
22. I wish I didn't have to pee right now.
23. I wish I had an iPod.
24. I wish I were skinny dipping with my roommates in our backyard (aka our lake) right now.
posted by Tam @ 12:11 AM
2 Comments:
Ok funny story, Saturday Daryn and I went Day-trippin and we totally got in an argument over the lyrics to "I Wish" I insisted they were " i wish i were taller, i wish I were a baller," with no "little bit." A google search later I found out I was wrong and now I have to take out the garbage for two weeks.
19. I wish there was a special drink so that I could eat whatever I wanted and then I'd drink this drink and I'd always be a perfectly toned and fit size 6.
Skinny girls are annoying and need constant skinny reinforcement, "Do I look fat?"
21. I wish my boyfriend were here.
Correct use of the subjunctive mood. Kudos!
11. I wish I looked like Jessica Alba.
If you looked like Jessice Alba you would never know if people really liked you or just wanted to have sex with you.
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