TOO FUNNY

These are my favorite Jack Handy quotes from SNL*:


1--One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

2--When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

I can't stop laughing.

Literally.

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

*If you don't know what SNL is then stop reading my blog because I don't like you.

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